- On Tuesday 27th October 2026
- Tags: Austria , LGBTQ+ travel , Vienna food , Salzburg , culinary travel
Getting Lost, Happily, in Austria
The first time I got lost in Austria, I was carrying a paper bag of pastries and wearing shoes entirely unsuited to cobblestones. My partner, Luc, had disappeared somewhere behind me in Vienna, distracted by a shop window filled with porcelain birds. I had turned left instead of right, then left again, following the smell of butter and yeast through the seventh district.
It was late afternoon in September. The air had begun to sharpen, but the cafés were still spilling their chairs onto the pavement. I passed walls covered with peeling posters, bicycles chained to iron railings, and a tiny grocery where a woman arranged apricots in a pyramid. Nobody seemed to be in a hurry. Even the traffic sounded restrained, as if Vienna had agreed to keep its voice down.
Inside the paper bag was a Kipferl, crescent-shaped and slightly sweet, its crust thin enough to crack beneath my teeth. I had bought it from a bakery with no English menu and no room for more than three customers. The baker, a broad-shouldered man with flour on his forearms, had pointed at the pastries until I nodded. Then he added a second one without charging me.
“For the road,” he said in German.
I understood the words, though not the reason. Perhaps he had seen my uncertain expression. Perhaps I looked hungry. Both were true.
Luc found me ten minutes later, holding the porcelain bird he had bought and pretending not to be annoyed. We were supposed to be on our way to dinner at a restaurant near the Danube Canal. Instead, we sat on a low wall and shared the second Kipferl. It left a sheen of butter on my fingertips. A tram rattled past, and Luc leaned into my shoulder.
That was how the trip began: not with a landmark, but with a wrong turn and a pastry.
Our room was in a pension above a florist. Each morning, the stairwell smelled of damp earth and cut stems. The landlady left a basket of bread in the breakfast room, along with soft-boiled eggs, apricot jam, sliced ham, and a jar of horseradish that made my eyes water before I had even tasted it.
I became obsessed with the bread. Austria seemed to have a loaf for every mood: dark rye with a sour edge, seeded rounds dense enough to use as doorstops, pale rolls with crisp shells and tender centres. At breakfast, I built small open sandwiches, spreading butter first, then jam, then a slice of cheese. Luc called them “architectural studies.” I called them breakfast.
Our days had a loose rhythm. We walked until one of us complained. We stopped for coffee. We walked again. In the grand cafés, waiters moved with the solemn authority of theatre ushers, carrying silver trays beneath high ceilings and chandeliers. I ordered Melange, Vienna’s milky coffee, and usually something involving cream.
At Café Jelinek, we shared a slice of Topfenstrudel, filled with sweet curd cheese and raisins. The pastry was less showy than apple strudel, but I preferred its gentle tang. The waiter placed it between us without asking how we wanted it divided. Luc used the side of his fork to claim the larger half.
“You were looking at the paintings,” he said.
“You were looking at me looking at the paintings.”
“That is different.”
We had been together long enough to bicker comfortably in public, but not long enough to know which arguments mattered. In Vienna, we learned that a disagreement could dissolve over cake. We also learned that two men sharing a dessert attracted less attention than we had feared. A woman at the next table smiled at us. An older man held the door open. These gestures were small, almost weightless, but I carried them around.
One evening, we followed music into a courtyard. The entrance was narrow and easy to miss, hidden between a kebab shop and a store selling lamps. Inside, a trio played jazz beneath strings of bulbs. Someone had set up a makeshift bar, serving local beer and glasses of white wine. We found two seats beside a couple holding hands under the table.
The woman asked where we were from. When I said France and Italy, she wanted to know which country cooked better. I gave a diplomatic answer. Luc did not.
“Austria,” he said.
She laughed so loudly that the trumpet player glanced over.
The road to Salzburg
We took the train west without a firm plan. I had reserved a small hotel in Salzburg for two nights, but the journey itself was left open. Through the window, Vienna softened into fields and low villages. The sky was a pale blue bowl. At a station kiosk, we bought coffee in paper cups and a packet of paprika crisps that stained our fingers orange.
Salzburg greeted us with rain. The fortress floated above the rooftops, blurred by mist, and every surface seemed polished. We crossed a bridge hung with padlocks, then slipped into a lane where the gutters ran silver. I saw a sign for Bosna, a local sausage sandwich, and stopped so quickly Luc walked into me.
The kiosk was no bigger than a garden shed. Two sausages lay in a long roll, dressed with mustard, onions, and a scattering of herbs. The vendor wrapped it in paper and handed it across the counter. I ate standing beneath an awning while rain ticked against the metal roof.
The sausage was smoky and peppery, the bread soft in the middle and crisp at the edges. Mustard climbed into my nose. Onions slipped down my wrist. It was not elegant food, but it was exact. Nothing needed improving.
We spent the afternoon without entering a museum. Instead, we wandered through residential streets, peering at gardens and painted shutters. A dog barked from a balcony. Somewhere, a piano was being practised badly. Luc stopped to photograph a blue door, then a red one, then a window box overflowing with geraniums.
“You are collecting doors,” I told him.
“You are collecting meals.”
Neither of us denied it.
That night, we ate Kasnocken in a tavern beneath a low wooden ceiling. The dish arrived in a small iron pan: soft egg noodles folded through melted mountain cheese, topped with crisp onions and chives. It looked humble. It tasted enormous. The cheese had a grassy, almost animal depth, and the onions gave each mouthful a sweet crunch.
We shared a green salad dressed with vinegar and pumpkin seed oil. The oil was dark, nutty, and startlingly good. I poured the last drops over a piece of bread. The waitress saw me and brought another slice without being asked.
A lake, a wrong bus, and Kaiserschmarrn
On our third morning, we missed the bus to a lake by forty seconds. We watched it pull away, then boarded the next one because its destination sounded familiar. It was not.
By noon, we were in a village surrounded by hills, with one bakery, one church, and a lake the colour of glass. The weather had cleared. We followed a path past wooden houses and haystacks, hearing cowbells somewhere above us. At the water’s edge, there was a bench with room for two.
We had no picnic. Our lunch was a packet of salted almonds and the last of the paprika crisps. Luc complained about the almonds. I told him he was free to catch the correct bus home.
He kissed me, which was an effective response.
Later, in the village bakery, we ordered Kaiserschmarrn, a torn pancake dusted with icing sugar and served with plum compote. It arrived in a skillet, still warm enough to release steam. The edges were caramelised, the centre soft, and the plums tasted of cinnamon and late summer.
We ate slowly. A family at the next table argued over a board game. An old woman in a red cardigan dipped her fork into the compote and nodded approvingly at our choices. Outside, the lake caught the late light.
I thought about how often travel is sold as a sequence of perfect decisions: the right hotel, the celebrated restaurant, the view that must not be missed. But the memories that remain are rarely so obedient. I remember the wrong bus. The damp socks. Luc’s stolen kiss. The bakery woman who refilled our coffee. The taste of plum on a cold afternoon.
By the time we returned to Vienna, our itinerary had become a collection of crossed-out plans. We had not seen everything. We had eaten more than we intended and walked less efficiently than any guidebook would recommend.
On our final evening, we returned to the courtyard with the jazz trio. The same couple sat beneath the bulbs. The woman recognised us and raised her glass. We ordered wine, bread, and a plate of smoked cheese. Luc placed the porcelain bird on the table between us, its painted wings pointed toward the music.
After dinner, we wandered again. Vienna opened into one unfamiliar street, then another. I stopped looking for the hotel. Luc took my hand, and we followed the smell of roasted chestnuts through the dark.